A picture makes me say 1,000 words

You can tell a lot about someone by their myspace pictures. There are the sad ones who use their senior pictures (awww... I know right? *gag*) that to me says that you wanted to put your best fake foot forward and are sort or insecure about the way you look. “Hey look at this one, see I CAN look good in a picture!”
Then there are the naked ones and the ones with the wet hair or topless or bottomless or both and on and on and on. All I can say about those are Helloooo Slutface wow, you REALLY like attention. Don’t you get cold?
What I really like the goofy ones or the ones where people are holding beer/shots/smokes. It's like hey I'm fun, I like to party and I don't really care if you see me looking perfect or like I'm in the middle of having sex. I'm a fun-loving individual. Of course the BEST ones are the one that your friend took and you look hot AND you have beer/shots/smokes in your hand. Well done! You have the perfect myspace picture. Someone did you a huge favor by getting the angle and the light right on your face AND they didn’t crop out your accessory. Someday I too will have a good myspace picture. All I need is a friend, a camera and a shot.